i don't want to listen to ur mixtape

"Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once."

- Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)


Your mom will probably never owe you money 

Idk some people don’t have great parents so thats why I said PROBABLY

But still dude your mom pumps so much money into you from the time you’re born until the time you can do shit on your own… and maybe even a little after that

I probably owe my mom like 900,000 dollars

The reason you never got x disease, even though you willingly never got y vaccine is because everyone else around you got vaccinated so you don’t have a source for contracting the disease.



It has nothing to do with your vegan diet or your “ancient Chinese oils” (actual reasoning I was given).
It’s because everyone around you is less of a fucking idiot that you are and cares about their health.

Wouldn’t the parents of the unvaccinated folks be the idots we should all hold in contempt, babies just deal with whatever needle mom/dad has stuck in them.